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Short Funny Poems about Sex. Poems about sex are not necessarily dirty poems, or even rude poems. This selection of Paul Curtis's short sex poems takes a humorous look at sex in the widest sense - the biological, the physical and the smutty.

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Short Funny Poems about Sex

Funny Sex Poems. A selection of Paul Curtis' funny poems about sex and all things sexual. In essence, the humorous sex poems are a sub-species of dirty poems with have a specifically sexual theme, but it doesn't do to over analyse such things.

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Short Funny Poems about Sex. Poems about sex are not necessarily dirty poems, or even rude poems. This selection of Paul Curtis's short sex poems takes a humorous look at sex in the widest sense - the biological, the physical and the smutty.

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Funny Sex Poems

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03/10/ · Sex is bad. Sex is a sin. Sins are forgiven. So stick it in. POEM # 7. Holy mother, full of grace. Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face. Bless his hair that tends to curl. Keep him safe from all the.

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03/10/ · Sex is bad. Sex is a sin. Sins are forgiven. So stick it in. POEM # 7. Holy mother, full of grace. Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face. Bless his hair that tends to curl. Keep him safe from all the.

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